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clientsfromhell: Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit! I send the (unchanged) file back to her. Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker. I send the same file – again, unchanged. Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done! Again, […]
It’s About The Hashbangs There’s no such thing as a temporary fix when it comes to URLs. If you introduce a change to your URL scheme you are stuck with it for the forseeable future. You may internally change your links to…
Turning Nintendo: The Donkey Kong Country Returns Interview What does it take to become a Nintendo studio, and to make a Nintendo game? Producer Kensuke Tanabe, who works at the company’s Kyoto HQ, and Retro Studios president and CEO Michael Kelbaugh discuss…
From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Meow Mix …if you want to know how to succeed in client services, I’ve just told you.
Allan Metcalf’s OK downplays the word’s ambiguity. A history of the word fails to fully appreciate its ambiguity.
merlin: Hüsker Dü – Zen Arcade (Side 2 of 4) mp3 (34mb) Vinyl Side 2 of Zen Arcade is one of my favorite things in the world. Each song is terrific, but, I think they work best together as one unit. Maybe you’ve never heard the record, or maybe you already treasure it as much […]
jessiechar: You’re a really hard worker Your time is poorly managed You don’t know what to do with your life Your boss knows you’re gullible At least 40% of your diet consists of pre-packaged food You send out work emails at inappropriate hours You have no perspective on life You don’t sleep enough for proper brain function […]