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GOOGLE opening retail stores? Here’s how THAT will play out.

(Steps up to cashier)

Me: Hi, I would like this white T…

Cashier: White teen tramps doing dirty things? Okay!

Me: WHAT?! No! This white T-shirt that says GOOGLE on it!

Cashier: Okay, what else for you?

Me: This black m…

Cashier: Black men with huge packages? Not a problem.

Me: NO! It’s a black mug. A coffee mug?! I… I just… (flees store)

END SCENE

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Top In-App Purchases

mrgan:

  • Giant Sack of Addiction $29.99
  • Gems or Whatever $5.99
  • Poker Chips Except You’re on The Bus And Not in A Casino Right Now $2.99
  • 50 Dignities $4.99
  • Package of 5,000 just total bullshit $9.99
  • Medium Tits $7.99
  • Not Even Playing The Game Superpack $24.99
  • Bushel of Smurf Semen $3.99
  • 10 Dollars $14.99
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Lamebook – What’s That Song?

Lamebook – What’s That Song?

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Shades of blue

clientsfromhell:

Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!

I send the (unchanged) file back to her.

Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.

I send the same file – again, unchanged.

Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!

Again, same file, unchanged. 

Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?

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It’s About The Hashbangs

It’s About The Hashbangs

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Turning Nintendo: The Donkey Kong Country Returns Interview

Turning Nintendo: The Donkey Kong Country Returns Interview

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From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Meow Mix

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Meow Mix

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Allan Metcalf’s OK downplays the word’s ambiguity.

Allan Metcalf’s OK downplays the word’s ambiguity.

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“I will never forget you”

merlin:

Hüsker Dü – Zen Arcade (Side 2 of 4)

mp3 (34mb)

Vinyl Side 2 of Zen Arcade is one of my favorite things in the world. Each song is terrific, but, I think they work best together as one unit.

Maybe you’ve never heard the record, or maybe you already treasure it as much as I do. Either way, toss it on your iPod and get ready for eighteen minutes and twenty seconds of paint-peeling rock n’ roll from a band at the height of their powers.

Happy Hüsker New Year.

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What Your 16-Hour Workday Says About You!

jessiechar:

  • You’re a really hard worker
  • Your time is poorly managed
  • You don’t know what to do with your life
  • Your boss knows you’re gullible
  • At least 40% of your diet consists of pre-packaged food
  • You send out work emails at inappropriate hours
  • You have no perspective on life
  • You don’t sleep enough for proper brain function
  • You have very little self-respect
  • Your salary should be higher, but isn’t
  • You drink either too much or not enough