GOOGLE opening retail stores? Here’s how THAT will play out.

(Steps up to cashier)

Me: Hi, I would like this white T…

Cashier: White teen tramps doing dirty things? Okay!

Me: WHAT?! No! This white T-shirt that says GOOGLE on it!

Cashier: Okay, what else for you?

Me: This black m…

Cashier: Black men with huge packages? Not a problem.

Me: NO! It’s a black mug. A coffee mug?! I… I just… (flees store)