(Steps up to cashier)
Me: Hi, I would like this white T…
Cashier: White teen tramps doing dirty things? Okay!
Me: WHAT?! No! This white T-shirt that says GOOGLE on it!
Cashier: Okay, what else for you?
Me: This black m…
Cashier: Black men with huge packages? Not a problem.
Me: NO! It’s a black mug. A coffee mug?! I… I just… (flees store)